scffacenter1 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 My favorites: Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption: Sometimes, I like to think the last thing that went through the wardens mind, besides that bullet........... one of the kill bill movies she says "not that I have to be, but from this distance i'm an f'n surgeon with a shotgun" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DinosaurMikeGolf Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 "Ho, ho, ho. I have a machine gun." From the Bruce Willis Christmas Classic, Die Hard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunfixer Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 From Thunderbolt & Lightfoot... Lightfoot: Montana Armorered.. How did you get into the vault? John Doherty: 20mm Cannon with armor-piercing shells.. Wasn't too hard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JKSNIPER Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Unk if its from a book or movie...can't remember now. Texas Ranger at a party gets cornered by a lady who asks: "Are you carrying a gun Ranger?" Ranger: "Yes M'am." Lady "My goodness! Is it loaded?" Ranger: "Yes m'am." We discovered long ago that the unloaded ones don't work so good." Lady: "Did you bring a loaded gun because you're expecting trouble?" Ranger: "No m'am...if I was expecting trouble I'd of brought my rifle." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RLBadKarma Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 "Six shooter, eh? A lot of old timers carry those." Riggs to Murtaugh in the 1st Lethal Weapon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Norman Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 From the movie "Taken": Bryan (Liam Neeson) - I don't know who you are... I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I'll tell you I don't have money... But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that are aquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... But If you don't... I will look for you, I WILL find you... And I will kill you. bad guy - "Good Luck" Taken The above line and the one from very near the end where the buyer holding his daughter says "We can Negotiate" to which as he shoots him in the face he replies " I don't negotiate" Two of my favorites Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tizzle Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 "I call this one the fecalator because when anyone sees it, they will definately shit their pants."(something like that).... Dogma Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JKW Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) Oddball: Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. From Kelly's Heros if ya didnt know. And a tank's main gun is still a gun...... Edited January 18, 2012 by JKW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunguru Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Some of my favorites are already in the top pages, but here's some more: Die Hard: Hans Gruber: [after bad guys hit police ram with rocket] [in radio to bad guys] Hans Gruber: Hit it, again. John McClane: [in radio to Hans] Hans you motherf*#ker, you made your point! Let them pull back! Hans Gruber: [in radio to McClaine] Thank you, Mr. Cowboy, I'll take it under advisement. [to bad guys] Hans Gruber: *Hit it, again.* Lethal Weapon 2 Roger Murtaugh: [shouting] DROP IT, a_-hole! Martin Riggs: [weakly] Rog... Arjen Rudd: [holds up his wallet] Diplomatic immunity! [Roger slowly rolls his head on his neck, takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through Rudd's wallet, and then his head] Roger Murtaugh: It's just been revoked! and... Lorna Cole: This PMS. It's murder. Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been married 25 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
meangreen75 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Joe Sarno: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he? Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation. Way of the Gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattYvip Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 "AR-10. Why force entry when you can shoot through the walls?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nemo Posted July 22, 2012 Author Share Posted July 22, 2012 Selina "Catwoman" Kyle to Batman: "That no-guns thing... I don't think I feel as strongly about it as you do." The Dark Knight Rises Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Romans 13 4 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 "think you used enough dynamite there Butch?" Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. A classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevin c Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You don't understand. They killed my dog. There are some things you just DON'T do. Not the first time in movies: "I gutted him. I gutted him because he killed my dogs" Lee Marvin's character Osbourne about Brian Dennehy's character Kirwell, in the movie "Gorky Park" released in 1983. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Noximus03 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Intel officer during debrief- "Did you encounter any hostiles?" SEAL sniper- "I vaporized hostiles...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BillChunn Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. Boondock Saints Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bwana Six-Gun Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 "Out here, due process is a Bullet." John Wayne, The Green Berets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barcuna Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 "Hombre" Paul Newman to Richard Boone "How are you planning to get down that hill" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barcuna Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Another from "Firefly", the first episode "Here's a little concept I've been working on, let's shoot them first" Jayne Cobb to Captain Malcom Reynolds and Zoe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jlamphere Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) [on the phone] Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, Sir, Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was gonna shoot one of my kids. [pauses] Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, sir, you can blame me, I'm the one that shot him. The Fugitive Edited December 11, 2012 by jlamphere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mshotwell Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 My fault, your fault, nobody's fault, I'm going to blow your head off. Big Jake (I think) John Wayne Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreenDragon64 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 From Green Berets with John Wayne as Colonel Kirby: Beckworth - There is such a thing as due process. Colonel Kirby - Out here, due process is a bullet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
meatsauce Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Two quotes from "Night of the Comet" Regina Belmont: "C'mon Hector, the MAC 10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives." Samantha: (Her MAC 10 jammed during target practice) "Daddy would have gotten us Uzi's" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swedge58 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Not a movie but an old Farside comic. Two bears standing over a rifle. "Thunderstick?... You actually said, "Thunderstick?"... That, my friend, is a Winchester 30.06." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mturnbull333 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another, now I'm here to kill you little bill! William muney Unforgivin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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