ChuckS Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Never get out of the boat.... Unless you are looking for mangos, right? Even that didn't go well, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modoc Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) Don't shoot Black Powder Shot Shells in an 1100 (But it IS funnier than h*** to slip one into your buddy's cady and let him do it!! ) READ you ammo labels. Double Check your gear if your SO packs for a shoot. Edited November 23, 2015 by Modoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 It's not a good idea to eject over the area you just bombed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Feeding is OK, but I'd seriously listen to the no molesting part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Chester gets his comeuppence? more advice that should not be needed: One should not jump out of a perfectly serviceable air-frame in flight. miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chutist Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Never screw with someone who has handcuffs and the power to take you to jail.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDee Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Don't stand under the coconut palms. Ironically, the first time I was warned about this danger was on a small sign….. at the base of a coconut palm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ming the Merciless Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Don't look up when seagulls are flying overhead and if you do look up, for Gods sake, keep your mouth closed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinH Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Never go full retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Never go full retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Never shit in a public toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woof Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Never drop your gun in a port-a-john. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cody6477 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Don't burn your bridges if you're still standing on them. (Coined when my daughter quit her job in a particularly obnoxious way and then discovered the job she thought she was getting next was not what she was expecting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybayonet Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Never mess with an old man, in a game men die young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybayonet Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Don't look up when seagulls are flying overhead and if you do look up, for Gods sake, keep your mouth closed! And you know this why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Turn THEN draw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Well you said to make ready ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Don't pull the trigger to check if the gun is loaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 If it goes click and there is no bang do not look down the barrel to see what happened! Fortunately the guy didn't pay the price for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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