GunBugBit Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Shooters wear t-shirts, as a lot of folks do, with various pithy slogans, sayings, etc. So I started thinking, if I put custom sayings on t-shirts to somewhat entertain my fellow shooters, what would they say? Here's a start, would like to see others. Shoot ItLike YouStole ItBe SafeAim TrueGo FastThat StageLoved MeLong Time Notice these are all single-syllable words, two words per line, three lines total. No need to stick with this form, it all happened by accident. If you're ambitious, maybe try the haiku form, which we'll define here as three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Haiku example: This small malfunctionHas cost you the match you stroveMightily to win I have no other haikus of my own. Please out-do me, I want to be entertained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 MEMORIES Nice trophy just a step toward good night's sleep. And coming soon-- next trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 No. Try not. Shoot or do not. There is no try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Loudly they all boast. My gun replies, wordlessly and silence follows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrb06 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Already on a shirt Single Stack Production for grown ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Safe queens resting . . . Waiting for mistress to open safe and count bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunBugBit Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Today's last shot fired Orange sun sets behind me Spent brass rests, and waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 O Alpha, Alpha, wherefore art thou Alpha?Deny thy score and refuse thy reshoot;Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my targetAnd I'll no longer be a D shooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunBugBit Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Cold steel in my hands Comes to life with loud barking After start signal Eyes open not tense Front sight rises and falls fast Trigger press timed right Hands locked on well now Stage is going very well for Me who keeps trying Edited November 5, 2015 by GunBugBit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 OLD-LOUD-PROUD Open Guns and Magnum Revolvers (proudly worn by this old fart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 If you can't eat - drink - f**k it Forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunBugBit Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 Reminds me of a diet plan my dad was shown in the 1970s when he was diagnosed as pre-diabetic. He said, "If that's all I can eat, I don't want to live." He died earlier this year shortly before his 91st birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunBugBit Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 I saw you With that other Gun last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 "I saw youWith that otherGun last night"LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 There once was a girl from Nantucket ... Eehhh... Ummmm... ... Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!! BANG! I am much happier now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Tap, rack, bang. Tap, rack, bang. Watching the steel. Shooting by feel. Front sight! Front sight! Front sight! Tap, rack, bang. Tap, rack, bang. Stove pipe. Peanut gallery. Snicker, snicker. Tap, rack, bang. Tap, rack, bang. Steel is a way of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) There before my eyes of steel Stands that unmoving Texas Star As I concentrate on that wheel I know in my heart that we will spar The plates fall as part of the deal I teach everyone that I am a czar As I attack with a refreshing zeal Somehow I wish they were pictures of that liberal...... Bill Mahr Edited November 9, 2015 by solaritx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunBugBit Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 Have safe. Be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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