Round_Gun_Shooter Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!" The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshoot Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Check the bathroom wall. Probably has my Mother-in-Law's name and phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyB Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 This is nonsense! No way would a Scotsman, or a Londoner buy a drink for someone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Oh, that's GREAT!!! :roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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