Round_Gun_Shooter Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 From another forum. EnjoyAn Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says get treatment for $50, if not cured get back $100.A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic.Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's Gasoline".Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back ..that will be $50Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing.Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor.Engineer : congrats. your memory is back.. ..that will be $50Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try.Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $100Doctor : But this is $50 NoteEngineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten better. ..that will be $50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Very funny I presume YOU are an Engineer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 That is good !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 Very funny I presume YOU are an Engineer? Not even close but I grew up with one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Ha. My engineers are nowhere near that smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Ha. My engineers are nowhere near that smart. And that is exactly what they want you to think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Ha. My engineers are nowhere near that smart.And that is exactly what they want you to think Not exactly....but they did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I think that's my Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 That's clever AND funny. Thanx for the Friday afternoon laff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbgunrunner Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 As we used to say at work..."if engineering were hard, engineers couldn't do it"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafdov368 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Having a Doctor as a father, and 2 siblings that are Mech/Civil engineers... this made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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