Graham Smith Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Never, ever, no matter what, for any reason what so ever, try and takeone of the blue toilet tank pills out of it's package without wearinggloves. Even if it is sticking to the packaging. My hand looks like I've been molesting a Smurf ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Hahahahahahhaha! Ever see that movie, "The Abyss"?. He throws his wedding ring in the crapper, then digs it back out....turned his entire hand blue...the director made sure it stayed a shade of blue for most of the movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 A few years back I was working on the chrono crew for the Desert Classic and the guy that serviced the porta-johns came up to us carrying a zip lock baggie with a VERY blue big stick STI mag that got caught in his filter. Yeah, no thanks, none of us wanted anything to do with THAT mag. -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 If you have dropped your gun at a USPSA match, you know you need to get an RO to retrieve it or be DQ'd. Try it standing within arms length of a Port-O-John and getting a RO to come anywhere near you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Then it never happened. Either they pick it up or it was never dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 What colour does a Smurf go if you choke it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 What colour does a Smurf go if you choke it? Darn good question. P.S. Smurfs are Belgian not British, so they are blue in color not colour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openclassterror Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Choke a Smurf? is THAT what it is called these days? What happened to the chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revoman Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 How about spanking the monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdcguns Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 How about spanking the monkey. Just too dangerous. They have teeth and some of them are pretty strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 This is trending into dangerous territory. How did we get from a toilet bowl cleaner accident to all this talk of murder and mayhem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Edited at Mr Smith's request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 Just remember, there are women and children here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 This is nothing! You should've been at this forum years ago when we had our, uh, weekend parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 Didn't want to be prudish but it did seem to be heading downhill fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 This is nothing! You should've been at this forum years ago when we had our, uh, weekend parties. Ms.Siggy PLS,ALP, If a member feels uncomfortable with a post (especially in their thread. Although it is a humor thread ) it's time to edit. Besides. It gave me a great idea for a new humor post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openclassterror Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Didn't want to be prudish but it did seem to be heading downhill fast. As I recall, the thread started with talk of molesting a smurf. Never know where it might go from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Well, the opening salvo of this thread was based on toilet humor. And you expected it to stay "clean" after that . . . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Never, ever, no matter what, for any reason what so ever, try and take one of the blue toilet tank pills out of it's package without wearing gloves. Even if it is sticking to the packaging. My hand looks like I've been molesting a Smurf ! This smurf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I just had a thought.... I wonder if that would put a nice bright blue on my new slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 Actually I sort of got molested by a Smurf once - I sat on one. Had a girlfriend in Germany in the 70's who collected them. And one of them ended up on the couch after a pillow fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 all we need is traction tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Miranda's been reading some very old threads. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Am I blue, am I blue... Graham, click on the thumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:17 AM gm iprod, on 05 Nov 2014 - 1:00 PM, said: What colour does a Smurf go if you choke it? Darn good question. P.S. Smurfs are Belgian not British, so they are blue in color not colour! Then it is spelled Couleur, if a noun Colorer, if a verb. Seeing as we speak English and I am English then it is spelled colour in any of my posts. What you do to your Smurf is up to you. But the nice lady Smurf in the above picture can stay at my house any time she likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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