dajarrel Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a a bit too far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I clean thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [might work better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It may Last awhile [you think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge) New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what comes from eating all those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!] Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 dajarrel is competing for the Patron Saint of the Humor Forum, I see...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!] Just heard on the radio that Houston, Texas took the nr 1 spot for the 4th time in the last 5 years as the fattest city in the States..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Yes, I heard/saw that on the nightly news last night, too. Hmmm. (Ask Pat Harrison if "size does count" in this instance......) But I still like the one about the Panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 dajarrel is competing for the Patron Saint of the Humor Forum, I see...! Oh nooooo. Merlin fills that postion very well thank you!!!! I just enjoy a good laugh. Those jokes or stories that make laugh out loud, especially when I'm by myself at the computer, I try to share. Sometimes I even manage not to do a repeat posting!!!! dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Some reporters and their editors have a sense of humor too.....I wonder what the gov's daughter thought about the headline that mentioned her? LOL! Was it Marion Barry's daughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 dajarrel is competing for the Patron Saint of the Humor Forum, I see...! Oh nooooo. Merlin fills that postion very well thank you!!!! I don't know about my title. I really think I want to move on to Serious Forum Journalism! Like Mr. Mink's last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 dajarrel is competing for the Patron Saint of the Humor Forum, I see...! Oh nooooo. Merlin fills that postion very well thank you!!!! I don't know about my title. I really think I want to move on to Serious Forum Journalism! Like Mr. Mink's last post. I don't know. That requires some serious investigative digging. You know, kinda like reading every newpaper used to line bird cage bottoms or used for fish wrappers. FWIW dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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