Merlin Orr Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man He reflexively reaches out, grabs! it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........." She says : "You just happened to catch my eye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 ...eewww!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 1, 2005 Author Share Posted January 1, 2005 Siggy The joke started as a Blonde joke - but in your honor I changed it to Redhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 Lmao! I woulda busted out laughing and they woulda had to remove me from the restaurant if I seen something like that happen. That one kinda reminds me of the movie Pretty Woman when Julia Roberts shoots the snail across the dining room trying to crack the shell....hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 "...but in your honor I changed it to Redhead!" Oddly, I feel honored! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 I'll bet she'll be keeping an eye out for him next time she's in that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 Gah, SOMEONE just had to say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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