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A Bear and a Rabbit were going potty in the woods.

 

Bear looks at the Rabbit and says "Hey, you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

 

Rabbit says "Nope"

 

Bear then uses Rabbit to wipe.........

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs having a seizure in the bushes?

Russell.....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs getting attacked by a tiger?

Claude....

What can you do with a dog and a cat that have no legs?

Have a drag race.....

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What do you call an unemployed prostitute..........

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What do you call her when she gets rehired...

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McDonald called out "order 867!" I yelled back "5309".

 

No one laughed.

 

I felt old.

 

Ate my burger alone.

 

In the truck.

 

🙄

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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

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On 4/23/2019 at 2:20 PM, Dranoel said:

McDonald called out "order 867!" I yelled back "5309".

 

No one laughed.

 

I felt old.

 

Ate my burger alone.

 

In the truck.

 

🙄

I do not get the joke.... but the story is hilarious.

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1 hour ago, Miranda said:

I do not get the joke.... but the story is hilarious.

Jenny got the joke.

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8 hours ago, Miranda said:

I do not get the joke.... but the story is hilarious.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Miranda said:

deep fear of being rickrolled

There hasn’t been a good rickrolling in a long time. I feel one coming on

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