WaJim Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 A Bear and a Rabbit were going potty in the woods. Bear looks at the Rabbit and says "Hey, you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says "Nope" Bear then uses Rabbit to wipe......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luis Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) What do you call a man with no arms or legs having a seizure in the bushes? Russell..... What do you call a man with no arms or legs getting attacked by a tiger? Claude.... What can you do with a dog and a cat that have no legs? Have a drag race..... Edited April 15, 2019 by Luis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 What do you call an unemployed prostitute.......... Delayed What do you call her when she gets rehired... Relayed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 McDonald called out "order 867!" I yelled back "5309". No one laughed. I felt old. Ate my burger alone. In the truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeEB Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClangClang Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Hey bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Brochure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeEB Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 On 4/23/2019 at 2:20 PM, Dranoel said: McDonald called out "order 867!" I yelled back "5309". No one laughed. I felt old. Ate my burger alone. In the truck. I do not get the joke.... but the story is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z40acp Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Miranda said: I do not get the joke.... but the story is hilarious. Jenny got the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Miranda said: I do not get the joke.... but the story is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 deep fear of being rickrolled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Miranda said: deep fear of being rickrolled There hasn’t been a good rickrolling in a long time. I feel one coming on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trentmopar Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 On 5/1/2014 at 4:18 PM, GrumpyOne said: Two IDPA shooters walk into a building...You'd have thought one of them would have seen it... I love this! IDPA - the guys that go to bed imagining how they would slice a pie and retain their mags during a shoot out only to find out that they only had 5 rounds in your BUG anyhow. It ain't real life fellas...load-em up and have fun! If you want to pretend you are in a war...they have paintball for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVC Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Have you heard about the dyslectic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlestiller Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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