Rucker61 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 A horse walks into a bar.......the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 A horse walks into a bar.......the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" You know she's a member on here, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 What is the mares name ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUBL Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) Really.....no one had said it yet? Edited May 29, 2015 by TRUBL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffinit Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 So, why does no one laugh at lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else thinks they're jokes. (mother's a retired lawyer and that's the only lawyer joke she EVER laughed at) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nahanshew89 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 A guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey. We got a drink named after you."Grasshopper says, "You got a drink named Fred?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinZA Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Horse walks into a bar Bartender says why the long face Sent by Jedi mind control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaJim Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xrunner Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9 -or- Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Dr to Sign writer. It is not three words, it is one word, dammit, Pyschotherapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray_Z Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Putting a wedding ring on a girls finger is like pulling the rip cord on an inflatable raft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idahoan Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 what do you call a deer with no eyes? I-have-no-idear do you know what a cuticle is? a darling little testicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunjack Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, we don't serve mushrooms during happy hour. The mushroom says, I don't know why not, I'm a fun guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swifty99 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart? One is a bar room and the other is a BARROOOMMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Q. What is like living in North Korea? A. Can't complain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Bacus Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 A horse walks into a bar... The bar tender asks "why the long face"? The horse replies "because my alcoholism is destroying my family"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustybayonet Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 No matter how far you push the envelope, It's still stationary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Joe takes his dog into a bar. He says "I will bet anyone here that this dog can talk". One guy says "OK, I'll bet $10 he can't". Before long, everyone in the bar has placed a $10 bet. He tells the dog "OK - say something." The dog just sits there, not making a sound. After a couple of minutes of trying to get the dog to talk,the crowd starts wanting Joe to pay up. Afraid of the angry mob, Joe pays them their bets. Joe takes the dog outside and says "You just cost me $400! Why didn't you say anything? You better have a good excuse or you're not eating for a week! The dog says "Just think how high the odds will be tomorrow night!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, Toolguy said: "I bet this dog can talk". Everyone in the bar places a $10 bet. Joe can't get the dog to talk so Joe has to pay up. Joe takes the dog out and says "You cost me $400! Why didn't you say anything? The dog says "think how high the odds will be tomorrow night!" Very funny, but Too Long to be a Short Joke - I just made it into a short joke for you, free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Not even $10? What a deal! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigEcash86 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 IDPA shooters that is all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbadoc Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef what do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 41 minutes ago, bubbadoc said: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef what do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef Let me guess. A guy named Charles with no legs is ground Chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 16 hours ago, Sarge said: Let me guess. A guy named Charles with no legs is ground Chuck? What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Doug... or Phil -ivan- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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