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Nice to know my elementary behavior is still going strong!

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I constantly remind my wife that my sense of humor reached "maturity" around age 13 or 14 and will likely be stuck here forever.

Keep em comin...that's what she said. (That one never gets old to me either)

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Heard this on one of the XM comedy channels.

Shortest Joke in the world:

Midget Shortage.

If you are one of the tiny people and this offends you:

Grow Up.

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Heard this on one of the XM comedy channels.

Shortest Joke in the world:

Midget Shortage.

If you are one of the tiny people and this offends you:

Grow Up.

:roflol::bow::roflol:

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Two fish swimming along and they run into a wall. One fish says to the other "dam".

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An electrician that takes viagra has an erectical problem.

Yup. That's at the same level as 789. :roflol:

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Wow, I could see that one printed on a t-shirt . . .

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A lawyer, social worker and a priest are on a sinking ship with one life boat.

Social worker- "Save the kids!"

Lawyer- "Screw the kids!"

Priest- "Do we have time?"

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Q: Do you know what a man with a big penis eats for breakfast?

A: No..

I didn't think you would!

Correct answer: Whatever you ate for breakfast that morning

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You ask a waitress "Can I have anything on this menu?"

She says "You sure can!"

You respond "Would you sit on this menu please?"

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

He is quite fond of R's, but is true love is the C!

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What do you call a boomerang when you throw it and it doesn't come back?!

A stick

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

The Zen Buddhist hands the vendor a twenty, who sticks in in the cash box and shuts it again. "Where's my change". The vendor replied, "Change comes from within".

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