Merlin Orr Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Hehehehehe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froglegs Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 That's so funny it hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kory Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year." Whn my uncle was born, they thought he wouldn't make it, so they didn't bother to circumcise him. At the age of ten he had to get his tonsils out, they warned him he would wake up with a sore throat. They didn't warn him they'd get that circumcision performed at the same time however. True story. He doesn't think it's very funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Like they say....when they cut on you it is minor surgery, when they cut on me it is Major.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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