Little Johnny

[dajarrel]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology

courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone

who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then

began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying

attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4

and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the

Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field

trip to their local police station where they saw

pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most

wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked

if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman.

"The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when

you took his picture?

[SiG Lady]

"...Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

...out of the mouths of babes...

[Merlin Orr]

I know about 100 more little Johnny jokes - Durn shame I can't post a single one of them here!

[diehli]

I know about 100 more little Johnny jokes - Durn shame I can't post a single one of them here!

Please do! Just put in !@#$%^&*() for the curse words.

I love Lil' Johnny!!! He's a funny little f@#$ing bastard.

[ranger]

Back before the Army went PC, every class was opened with a joke - the Little Johnny jokes were favorites! I could retire if I could just remember enough of those jokes to publish a Little Johnny joke book!