ima45dv8 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A blonde city girl, marries a Georgia farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, he says to her, "The insemination guy is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?" So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, the guy arrives. She takes him down the long row of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one -- this one right here." Terribly impressed, the man asks: "How do you know this is the cow?" She explains: "By the nail over its stall." The man asks: "What's the nail for?" She replies: "I think it's to hang your pants on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 GROAN..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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