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A blonde city girl, marries a Georgia farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, he says to her, "The insemination guy is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"

So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, the guy arrives. She takes him down the long row of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one -- this one right here."

Terribly impressed, the man asks: "How do you know this is the cow?" She explains: "By the nail over its stall." The man asks: "What's the nail for?" She replies: "I think it's to hang your pants on."

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