dajarrel Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?" <><><><><><><> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . . "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hehehe!!! Old people are funny! Right guys? (cue TL and Merlin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Oh man, what a cut....I am older than dirt, but Merlin is just a kid in his early 50's, so there may be some ramifications from him....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 What the Hell? Old people are... uuhh daa huhh......What were we talking about? Like man...I don't like think.. that . like that statement is... like really fair... Like you know what I like mean???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Like, DUDE....where did I leave my gun?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Or... Where did I park my car...??!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman33_99 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Now you all know that memory is the 2nd thing to go right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Tman Speak only for yourself....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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