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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:

"Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra!

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are female.

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Yet another example of a written stage briefing which is clearly too foggy and not well detailed.

If I were the match director I'd have written that stage briefing to instruct the fairy precisely on what she had to do: no way in my match a shooter is entitled to do what he wants to solve the challenge, let alone a woman... :P

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