dajarrel Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 YESSSS...!!! Be careful what you wish for, and all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Siggy, Don't be so happy, the Woman could have wished for the same thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 But she DIDN'T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Yet another example of a written stage briefing which is clearly too foggy and not well detailed. If I were the match director I'd have written that stage briefing to instruct the fairy precisely on what she had to do: no way in my match a shooter is entitled to do what he wants to solve the challenge, let alone a woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Better than asking a fairy that you wanted to be Tight, White and Outasight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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