A young man goes to confession

[ima45dv8]

A young man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The old Irish priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the parish, Father," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the old priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and urgently whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy replies, "No, Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"

[GrumpyOne]

Now that is funny!

[carter300]

[rfwobbly]

That's like the one where the handsome young bag boy is escorting the desperate housewife and her groceries out to the parking lot. As they exit the store the woman turns to the young man and says, "I have a really nice itchynookie."

And the young man replies, "Well you'll have to help me with that one. I'm not much good identifying foreign cars."