ima45dv8 Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 A fifth grade teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl answered, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed -- and a jackass to pay for all of it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyAlpha1124 Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 clever girl, very clever . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 ...a FIFTH-grader...??!! Hmmm... I dunno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Also I doubt a tiger, a jaguar and a jackass would be classified as "little animals", but, let's keep with the spirit of the joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 ...a FIFTH-grader...??!! Hmmm... I dunno... AW hell, Siggy. It was a little blond girl....18 yrs old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 I thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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