The Practice

[dajarrel]

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." The pastor replied... "That's wonderful. How much does he send you?" The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week." The pastor was amazed... "Your son must be very successful, What does he do for a living? "He is a veterinarian," she answered. That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?" The old lady says proudly.! ..."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

[SiG Lady]

...and one in I-DA-HO......

[Merlin Orr]

. "Where does he practice?"

If a guy owns THREE of the aforementioned "Cat Houses" he probably doesn't need to practice anymore....

[zhunter]

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $2,000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached

her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $2,000 a week in the

collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I

don't need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. Your son is very successful; what does he do for

a living?"

"He's a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "How does he make

so much money and where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas

and one in Reno."

[tightloop]

Been an animal lover for years...knew there was a reason that "bitch" is a negative word and "p#@@*" is a positive one.. It must be a dog vs cat thing....