Sex Life

[Merlin Orr]

S E X LIFE

My Grandfather is 73 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat

the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and could not see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again,

"Pick me up,"

He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog.

My Grandpa said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.

Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most

beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the most wonderful

se x u a l

pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."

My Grandfather looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and

picked it up carefully, placing it in his front breast pocket..

Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will give you s e x u a l pleasures like you have

never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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Good for Grandpa...