TriggerT Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 So how do you know that you are a kept man? That there is NO questions you are whipped?.... When you leave the range early, declining to put FREE ammo through a FULLY AUTO MP-5, to go home and have dinner with your wife, and then help her get the house ready for her friends that are coming over the next day. GOD, sometimes I just REALLY HATE being the good guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 If I was your wife, I'd be pissed that you didn't shoot...and jealous if you didn't call me to join you. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Damn, TriggerT, And they trust you with firearms?? Do they let you play with sharp objects too????????????? Jeffro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I had a similar problem with my ex-wife - she thought that Cooking and Bonking were two cities in Ancient China. Of course she used to say "Vince thinks monogamy is a type of wood". Nyuk! Nyuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunlop Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 that has cheered me up Vince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Trigger, you acted very wisely Bro! For a sport shooter, gun trouble is alot less trouble, than woman trouble. Put her first always. Good lovin' is kinda like air, y'all. You only realize it's full importance when you aren't getting any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Well stated Sam...sounds like that comes from experience.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Yeah, she can hold her breath a lot longer than I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 BWAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Thought I heard Siggy's laugh in the background, even before her post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Oh yes... (snigger) And what she said about "...some kind of wood." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Siggy Wonder if the bedposts on the pornographic bed were whittled out of monogamy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I have been super fortunate that Mrs. Jarrell supports my hobby. I think she realizes what a stress reliever it is for me. TriggerT, take care of home and everything else will take care of itself. (but maybe next time you could stay and run at least one magazine through the gun!!!!! ) dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 TL-- Not likely. Probably were whittled out of obscenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted November 21, 2004 Author Share Posted November 21, 2004 Being married is all about avoiding being in trouble. Ask your self each time you make a decision "Is this going to get me in trouble with the Boss?" or "How could this get me in trouble?" Then ask yourself the question two or three more times before you proceed. Hell, I can't complain. My wife has been the sole money maker in our house for over a year now, and I shot more major matches this last year than any other year in the past. Maybe some day I will move out of this $h!t hole sate and live somewhere where they allow class three permits. Then I can get my own Rock-N-Roll MP-5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Trigger T Give Mrs. Trigger T an Atta Girl for me...she must love you lots.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLISH LOCK Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 its easier to beg for forgiveness -- than ask for permission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 But for somethings there ain't no forgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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