Merlin Orr Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 NO SEX SINCE 1955 A CRUSTY OLD MARINE CORPS COLONEL FOUND HIMSELF AT A GALA EVENT DOWNTOWN, HOSTED BY A LOCAL LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE. THERE WAS NO SHORTAGE OF EXTREMELY YOUNG, IDEALISTIC LADIES IN ATTENDANCE, ONE OF WHOM APPROACHED THE COLONEL FOR CONVERSATION. SHE SAID, "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY SERIOUS MAN, ARE YOU THIS WAY ALL THE TIME, OR IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?" "NO," THE COLONEL SAID, "JUST SERIOUS BY NATURE!" THE YOUNG LADY LOOKED AT HIS AWARDS AND DECORATIONS, AND SAID, "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SEEN A LOT OF ACTION" THE COLONEL'S SHORT REPLY WAS, "YES, A LOT OF ACTION." THE YOUNG LADY, TIRING OF TRYING TO START UP A CONVERSATION, SAID, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE. RELAX AND ENJOY YOURSELF." THE COLONEL JUST STARED AT HER IN HIS SERIOUS MANNER. FINALLY THE YOUNG LADY SAID, "YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?" THE COLONEL LOOKED AT HER AND REPLIED, "1955." SHE SAID, "WELL THERE YOU GO, YOU REALLY NEED TO CHILL OUT AND QUIT TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY......I MEAN, NO SEX SINCE 1955, ISN'T THAT LITTLE EXTREME?" THE COLONEL, GLANCING AT HIS WATCH, SAID IN HIS MATTER-OF-FACT VOICE, "OH, I DON'T KNOW.......... IT'S ONLY 2130 NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Merlin, damn you, you make me feel such a moron... ...I was staring at the 2130 thinking "...how could he live so long..." (and I'm not liberal either...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Well Sky, I hate to admit it but that was my first thought too . And I kept thinking: if no sex for that long will keep you alive for all those years, I must be dying soon ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 ...... I must be dying soon ..... Sandbagger or grandbagger???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I think I meant that written differently .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Someone once said: "If you don't smoke, don't drink and don't have sex, your life doesn't get any longer, it just feels that way". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Arvid, I think you're sentenced to death... You already scored three kids, your wife is thinking to the 4th one, and this could probably prove to be the perfect murder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Well, there are worse ways to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now