GrumpyOne Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Through hard work and greater effort, almost all can be achieved. Feel free to add others.... Mods, please move if there is a more appropriate forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Where there's a will, There's a relative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshoot Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Live every day as if it is your last. One day it will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 If you can't eat it, drink it or f*** it, forget it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul-the new guy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 your momma is so fat... :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 When you lose, don't lose the lesson."- Dali Lama Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 You are what you don't sh$t out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Don't feed the hand that bites you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothguy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth. The gene pool could use a little more chlorine. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chall Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 It always happens to the other guy, but to the other guy, YOURE the other guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jiw275 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Never try to teach a pig to sing, It will only make you angry and it annoys the pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 A bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. Don't sweat the little things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Always pad your bid. Just a bit. 'Cause you're going to need it. You always do, and if you don't the customer is happier with the smaller bill at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCMJ Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving wasn't for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving wasn't for you. I like...If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Never trust a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Never trust a fart. That sounds suspiciously like you have before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 A bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. Don't sweat the little things, and don't pet the sweaty things. I like petting sweaty things. Especially cute,blonde female sweaty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 “We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.” -- Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothguy Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Love is grand. Divorce is one hundred grand, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) “We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.” -- Mark Twain This is so true! Thanks, Mark, for posting it! Edited January 24, 2013 by GrumpyOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Foresight is what you get by learning from other people's hindsight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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