Ken Kwiat Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 #1: Welcome to the Dark Side. #2: Darth Vader #3: The Emperor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD45 Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 #1 An idea. #2 "Yes they bought it! I can't believe it. I've got guys dry-firing 15 hours a week now!" #3 (man in background) " There is that guy that sold me a book on dryfiring!" "my hands still hurt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 The first is a whinge: "I have Zero practical shooting refinement and money." Sounds like Kyle, no money GM with a Glock. The second and third combined: Steve says, "Hey Brian, I've gotta split, here comes Denise!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Burwell Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 #1 how to win the nationals #2&3 how to lose the nationals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 I'm just glad nobody has said the stack of money is for my arbitrations. P.S. I'm leaving for the Nats tomorrow and I hit the ATM pretty hard today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firewalker Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 #1 What I GAVE "everything" #2&3 All for This "Sh*ts and Grins" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 1. I had no idea I'd get rich off this sport! 2. But now that I am... beer is good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 #1. An IPSC starting kit. Note: glockers can replace item #4 with more elbow grease. #2. "Ya know that Jabba-the-huttish RO from last year Nats? I had him hospitalized after fooling him into that dry-fire thing. I should now try to "determinate" him to overcome his flying abroad phobia... #3. "Yeah, sure, now guess who's just been discharged from ICFMBRO in time to officiate you at 2004 Nats?" - "Aww, sh#t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njrich Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Pic 1 for Caption 1:my uspsa/ipsc christmas list. here we go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njrich Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 #2/3 i just stuck him with the check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 We are getting close to the end of the month. And, some of you might of had the opportunity to meet both of these guys at this year's Nationals. We have a few more days left...so keep the captions coming. (And, I'd also like to hear what everybody thinks are the their favorites so far.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 1. A case of Zero bullets $100.00,,,,a copy of refinement and repetition $19.95,,,,A copy of practical shooting: Beyond Fundamentals $19.95,,,,,,,figuring out you've been hosed, by a couple hosers, trying to teach you how to hose,,,,,,,priceless.2. An ipsc shooter, a cro, and apparently nobody else walk into a bar........ 3. You talkin' to me????? This one gets my vote.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 #3: BDH - "What smells funny, did Anderson just make sako?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njrich Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 #2&3 how to get even with the ro that dq'd you. put a laxitive in his beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear1142 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 #2- "Hah, my book just passed Brian's on the best seller list. Where's your zen crap now?" #3- "Nice Hooter's, Daddy like!" Erik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDH Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 #3- "Nice Hooter's, Daddy like!" Okay, I've been quiet until now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4444 Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Hey,,,I just realized,,,,, 2 and 3 are out of order..... 3 first.... What part of Steve am I touching??? 2 Uh,,,"Don't gimme no lines and keep your hands to yo'self!" I think you know how the rest of the song goes,,,,somethin' about huggy,,,kissy,,,,and wedding rings. 1. Lawsuits and damages.....Brian, Steve, and Zero for getting my hopelessly addicted to this sport and consuming my every waking minute till the point my health and mental well being are seriously deminished to the point of turning liberal and hiring a real bastard of an attorney like the pricks that represent Peterson, Jackson, OJ, Gore, et al. Apologies to all above,,,,except the pricks mentioned at the end of point number 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeFoley Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 #2 I bet I can knock this beer over and catch it before it hits the ground. #3 See I told you I could knock this beer over and catch it before it hits the ground, now pay up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 #1 shhhhh. Don't tell Steve how expensive it is to run a small business. #2 Steve Anderson's alter ego, "cigar smokin' Steve", looks on as Kyle's girlfriend's alter ego, "Drunk Jenny", makes Matt "I won open at the FGNs" Trout laugh so hard that beer is spewing from every hole in his face. #3 Hey....is Trout breathing? SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kory Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 #1 Genuine GM conversion kit, with everything* you need to suceed *everything except: gun, time, motivation, practice, desire to suceed, and patience #2 Refinement and repitition works for many disciplines other than shooting, however dry-fire practice runs for beer drinking are much less fun #3 oh crap, he's right behind me isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 Opps...it's already Oct. 7th. Think we should pic a winner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I think you should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 The Finalists Pat Harrison 1) The learning tools 2) HEHE I farted bad. 3) Oh man! That reeks, thats the last time I loan him my thong! ------------ JD45 #1 An idea. #2 "Yes they bought it! I can't believe it. I've got guys dry-firing 15 hours a week now!" #3 (man in background) " There is that guy that sold me a book on dryfiring!" "my hands still hurt!" ------------ danial97 #1 how to win the nationals #2&3 how to lose the nationals ------------ skywalker (my likely leader...) #1. An IPSC starting kit. Note: glockers can replace item #4 with more elbow grease. #2. "Ya know that Jabba-the-huttish RO from last year Nats? I had him hospitalized after fooling him into that dry-fire thing. I should now try to "determinate" him to overcome his flying abroad phobia... #3. "Yeah, sure, now guess who's just been discharged from ICFMBRO in time to officiate you at 2004 Nats?" - "Aww, sh#t!" ------------ Jake made a funny (but nobody has told the story yet) #3: BDH - "What smells funny, did Anderson just make sako?" ------------ Steve ...using insider information #1 shhhhh. Don't tell Steve how expensive it is to run a small business. #2 Steve Anderson's alter ego, "cigar smokin' Steve", looks on as Kyle's girlfriend's alter ego, "Drunk Jenny", makes Matt "I won open at the FGNs" Trout laugh so hard that beer is spewing from every hole in his face. #3 Hey....is Trout breathing? ------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Are we supposed to vote on these Flex? If so, I like Danial's answer best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 IMO: tie for JD45 and sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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