POLITICALLY CORRECT putdowns....

[Merlin Orr]

Thanks TL.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a Tramp - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT Hooker - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has MALE SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants..... It's REAR CLEAVAGE

[Rob Boudrie]

One I learned from IPSCDRL -

When someone is making negative comments about gun owners or shooters, the appropriate reply is "looks like someone has a problem with diversity"

[IPSCDRL]

Hit 'em with their own ammo, I say.

[Sam]

I like it.

So, I'm not heavily armed. I'm defensively diverse.

[Merlin Orr]

I like it.

So, I'm not heavily armed. I'm defensively diverse.

YES SIR! I like it....

[SiG Lady]

Hee-hee.... And I still like the definition: "Arsenal" = "Defense Portfolio"

[Kingman]

Defense Portfolio is very nice.

Gonna have to remember that one.

What was it someone Called an AR a while back

A homeland defense utility tool or something along those lines.

[tightloop]

[SiG Lady]

So, then, what do we call rhino with all his carry pieces, bandoliers and other whatnot defense gear...?

"Pathologically Protected"...?

[Loves2Shoot]

So, then, what do we call rhino with all his carry pieces, bandoliers and other whatnot defense gear...?

"Pathologically Protected"...?   

Perpetually Paranoid

Especially for a guy who thinks it is evil to permanently disable a grip safety on a 1911

Is this part of your collection Rhino?

[tightloop]

OH BABY