Flexmoney Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Time for a Friday Flame War. If you don't know what that is...keep ya pie hole shut until you look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Been way too long, what the heck took you so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I'm with RGS. Flex is an empty-headed animal food trough wiper. And all your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smelt of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 You people have no idea what a good flame war is. Bunch of people posting stupid messages back and forth. Fah! I laugh at your flames. Now, back in my day, when dragons roamed the earth, those were some REAL flame wars. If you went out without your Nomex suits on you'd end up a crispy critter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Yay, another moran vomiting on his keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunBugBit Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 -- FLAME ON -- Nothing comes to mind, which is incredibly lame, therefore I elect to flame myself for lack of creativity. -- FLAME OFF -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 You are an undisciplined sliver of filthy belly-button lint and a steaming pile of hairy lizard droppings. I empty my nose in your general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperman Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Yay, another moran vomiting on his keyboard. Only an idiot would claim you can't do a wheelie on a shaft drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Your minor attempts at barbed wit are but cognitive Flatulence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Best flame dialogue from the movie Hook. Didn't want to take credit for any of these gems Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt! Kids: Bangarang, Rufio! Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that? Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Kids: [in unison] Ugh! Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back. Rufio: Mung tongue. Peter Banning: Math tutor. Rufio: Pinhead. Peter Banning: Prison barber. Rufio: Mother lover. Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio: In your face, camel cake! Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière. Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude. Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter! Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man! Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy! Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain? Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer! Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang. Rufio: Rufio! Rufio! Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 But I will say this.... It looks like your face caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Yay, another moran vomiting on his keyboard. Only an idiot would claim you can't do a wheelie on a shaft drive. I'm sure you believe the Earth is flat, too. It's okay, nobody will take away your short bus pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 One thing I have noticed lately.......... The person who said "The only Stupid Question is the one not asked" was dead wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 While I begrudge the time to converse with you, I will take a moment to register my disgust with this thread, specifically the incoherent and semi-illiterate content to date. While I do understand that some people love this kind of stuff, presumably those require the lowest common denominator of humor to excite their few remaining live particles of grey matter; I find it rather dull and tedious. Perhaps, if you possess the intellect of Larry the Cable Guy, the thread may be worth the effort. If you are nearly anyone else, you will hunger for something more, preferably an effort which contains multi- syllable wording. For those of you who would respond. I request that you, to avoid even further humiliation, please refer to a dictionary prior to attempting a response. Or better yet, just post pictures. Upon further reflection, don’t even try. Your brain doesn’t have that many neurons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Long-winded snollygoster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) While I begrudge the time to converse with you, I will take a moment to register my disgust with this thread, specifically the incoherent and semi-illiterate content to date. While I do understand that some people love this kind of stuff, presumably those require the lowest common denominator of humor to excite their few remaining live particles of grey matter; I find it rather dull and tedious. Perhaps, if you possess the intellect of Larry the Cable Guy, the thread may be worth the effort. If you are nearly anyone else, you will hunger for something more, preferably an effort which contains multi- syllable wording. For those of you who would respond. I request that you, to avoid even further humiliation, please refer to a dictionary prior to attempting a response. Or better yet, just post pictures. Upon further reflection, don’t even try. Your brain doesn’t have that many neurons. It is not that your cranial mass has a deficit of neurons but rather those neurons are in a state of disgust and have turned their back on one another refusing to discuss even the simply concepts. Edited August 31, 2012 by solaritx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 Winning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 "If I'm here, and you're here, doesn't that make it OUR time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 But I will say this.... It looks like your face caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer. I bet you use your fancy plated SVTI as mirror to shave with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 But I will say this.... It looks like your face caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer. I bet you use your fancy plated SVTI as mirror to shave with. Hard chrome Baby, it's fabulous and functional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 While I begrudge the time to converse with you, I will take a moment to register my disgust with this thread, specifically the incoherent and semi-illiterate content to date. While I do understand that some people love this kind of stuff, presumably those require the lowest common denominator of humor to excite their few remaining live particles of grey matter; I find it rather dull and tedious. Perhaps, if you possess the intellect of Larry the Cable Guy, the thread may be worth the effort. If you are nearly anyone else, you will hunger for something more, preferably an effort which contains multi- syllable wording. For those of you who would respond. I request that you, to avoid even further humiliation, please refer to a dictionary prior to attempting a response. Or better yet, just post pictures. Upon further reflection, don’t even try. Your brain doesn’t have that many neurons. As requested..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 anybody who would even thinks of posting in this thread is not very bright. my 5 year old has better lines than the posters in this thread. grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 1, 2012 Author Share Posted September 1, 2012 Closed...for no longer bring Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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