Youngeyes Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Why aren't we seeing some REAL sporting events. We need to bring on some old time favorites. 1. Wiffleball 2. Tetherball 3. Kickball (and not that sissy stuff they call soccer) 3. Hide and seek.(just make sure you come out for the medal ceremony) 4. Cards. You know, the good stuff like Go Fish and Spit. 5. Spin the Bottle. Going for gold! 6. Rock, Paper, Scissors (you can flip a coin to see who goes first) 7. Pin the tail on the donkey.(on the Donkey! Not the other jackasses competing!) 8. Paperclips and rubberbands and spitball can be combined as shooting events All suggestions are welcome and will be sent to the Olympic commitee for consideration. Only real serious stuff is eligible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Hopscotch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhgunguy Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Dodgeball and lawn darts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osageid Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Kick the can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Red Rover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Tiddlywinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Strip jacks? Strip chess? Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Marco Polo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ming the Merciless Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Full Contact Origami Speed Knitting Power Napping Chainsaw Juggling Dustbunny Herding Spoon Hanging Tongue Curling Ear Wiggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonT Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Mumbley Peg? Bloody Knuckles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Uno? Competitive eating? Upperclass Twit (of the year, as in Monty Purging sketch)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Three legged race (2 person teams) Five legged race (4 person teams) Underwater Chess Female Mud Wrestling Jousting - used to be a real crowd favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Underwater basket weaving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Dodgeball and lawn darts! Or Dodge Darts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Three legged race (2 person teams) Five legged race (4 person teams) Underwater Chess Female Mud Wrestling Jousting - used to be a real crowd favorite Cool thing there Graham is that these ARE real sports! Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 Three legged race (2 person teams) Five legged race (4 person teams) Underwater Chess Female Mud Wrestling Jousting - used to be a real crowd favorite Cool thing there Graham is that these ARE real sports! Too funny. What? If you think Spin the Bottle is not a real sport then you ain't playin' it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperman Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=monty+python+olympics+for+twits&view=detail&mid=F7D61CCCB3F928C8D174F7D61CCCB3F928C8D174&first=0&qpvt=monty+python+olympics+for+twits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Or this one...Olympic Farting Contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz2011 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 You forgot Womens JELLO Wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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