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I always get Laurie Berkner's Dinosaur song stuck as well...

"We are the dinosaurs, marching, marching! We are the dinosaurs. We make the world flat!"

We were just stomping around to this one last night!

Do you find yourself singing this crap when you are alone?

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I seem to remember I have already posted this, but can't find it, so here it goes again.

It's a complete song, which I used to like a lot in my teen days, that's stuck in my head since two days ago I heard it again on the radio. Marco Ferradini (an italian singer-songwriter of several years ago) wrote this song named "Teorema" (theorem):

Find a woman,

tell her you love her

write love songs for her

send her roses and poems

give her heart squeezings too

let her always feel important

give her best of the best you can do

try to be a tender lover

be always handy, solve her problems.

And be sure she'll leave you

who's most loved less love will reciprocate

and be sure she'll leave you

who loves the less is stronger, you know.

Find a woman,

be rude

leave her waiting for hours

never call her, and when you do

let her know it's a favour

let her feel she's not important

weigh carefully love and cruelty

try to be a tender lover

but out of bed no mercy.

And then, yes, you'll see she'll love you

who's least loved more love will reciprocate

and then, yes, you'll see she'll love you

who loves the less is stronger, you know...

No dear friend,

I don't agree

you speak as a hurt man

good-hearted and she left you,

so you didn't stand it

there are no laws in love

you just need to be what you are

leave you heart door open

there's already a woman looking for you.

What's a man without love?

You'll agree on this

What's a man without love?

This is the only real law.

If anybody wishes to hear the original music (which is really caressing), PM me.

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My daughter has (and thankfully no longer listens to) a CD of songs for 1-2 yearolds.

One song is to get them to use the head.

"I've got a little potty of my very own

It's got a rubber ducky to hold on to!"

If that is the last thing you hear as you leave home in the morning, it just runs in the back corner of your mind all day.

My wife and I now threaten to play it when ever we are at odds, breaks any tension immediately.

(going on 13 years and never a fight, God I love this woman)

Jim Norman

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Living life is easy with eyes closed,

misunderstanding all you see...

John Lenon

and

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.

Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind.

Maynard (Tool)

Like many of us, I could go on with this forever...

be

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A niece was humming a tune and now I can't seem to get it out of my head. IIRC, the lyrics goes something like this:

Where are you going to my pretty maid

Where are you going to my pretty maid

"I'm going to milk him, sir" she said.

Sir she said, sir she said.

"I'm gonna miiiilk him sir" she said.

Did they really teach me to sing that in kindergarten? :wacko:

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B - double E - double R - U - N, Beer run

B - double E - double R - U - N, Beer run

All you need is a ten and a fiver

a car, the keys, and a sober driver

B - double E - double R - U - N, Beer run

God, make it stop!!! :wacko:

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B - double E - double R - U - N,  Beer run

B - double E - double R - U - N,  Beer run

All you need is a ten and a fiver

a car, the keys, and a sober driver

B - double E - double R - U - N, Beer run

God, make it stop!!!  :wacko:

That one is very hard to get out of your head, the whole song is great. Another one is Dr. Hook and the Medicine Shop-On the Cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone,

gonna get my picture on the cover,

Rolling stone,

gonna buy five copies for my mother...

On the cover of the rolling stone.

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Your a star-belly sneech you suck like a leech

You want everyone to act like you

Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich

But your boss gets richer on you

Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back

For a bowl of rice a day

Slave for soldiers til you starve

Then your head skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one

Now you can go where they get things done

What you need my son:

Is a holiday in Cambodia

Where people dress in black

A holiday in Cambodia

Where you'll kiss ass or crack

This was temporarily replaced by Mr. Roboto after last week's episode of My Name Is Earl, but the Dead Kennedys are back.

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Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless f*#king hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f*#king time. Any f*#king day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

It's a

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless f*#king hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f*#king time. Any f*#king day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

f*#k L Ron Hubbard and

f*#k all his clones.

f*#k all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

f*#k retro anything.

f*#k your tattoos.

f*#k all you junkies and

f*#k your short memory.

Learn to swim.

f*#k smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

f*#k these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.

Tool

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