outerlimits Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 took 13 year old daughter to a hoobastank concert last night. was wearing a 2003 uspsa nationals shirt and wife gets all over me...says i'm trying to make a statement! you should have seen the way these kids were dressed! man i miss hendrix and mountain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriss Grube Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Get a new wife and then you can wear what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Can he get a decent tradein allowance on the current model? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dv8 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 That's kinda radical, guys - with a bug like that a simple upgrade will do just fine. Say Wife 1.1. If that doesn't work, - try Wife 2.0, but that's like major upgrade for new functionality. With the problem described, I'd first check if that's a configuration issue. Hey, outerlimits, did you try to reboot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Geek Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I'll bet he can trade in #1. Problably cost him $100K to do it - this is not a game where you get any $$ back on the trade in. Try the upgrade first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Have you tried the attitude adjustment hotfix? Times like that I *really* enjoy not being married. On one date from hell, this gal I was seeing started acting up. "OK. Time to go..." Head back to the car... Annoying chick: "How come we're back at my place so soon?" Me: "Get out." At which point I was able to go back to the party and find someone far more entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 [Off topic] We need a "Best of Eric" thread... The selling of the plane's still cracking me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 <blatant thread drift on> Oh, that reminds me: If we're doing ANYTHING like a Hall-of-Famer Humour Thread designation (over and above the Best of BE.com lists), then the some-time-ago Wife Software thread and its toilet-paper-thread-like permutations (and patches, and upgrades) belongs on that list... along with the Toilet Paper Thread, The Day the Pants Failed, and a couple of others. Returning now to your regular programming already in progress. <blatant thread drift off> Eric just needs a good beating, courtesy of SiG Lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Just tell wife 1.0 that if she doesn't like the shirt you will take your girlfriend to the concert instead. Oh...and DUCK. "Mistress VixZen and the College Boy" Yep...that title has potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Well, switching versions is VERY expensive. Dam# attorney fees. ARGH Upgrade would be alot cheaper. On another note. I have Eric beat on a story of what to do with a woman that is very iritating. Censored drift ensuing. Me - Stops what I am doing and leaves. Which she then proceded to call me 20 times a day for the next week. DUH. I know I am not that good. Chalk it up to finding another nutty one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Yep, it's SiG Lady HotFix time for Eric.... And I'll flash his BIOS while I'm there. And we can add the Selling of the Plane story to the Hilarity Hall of Fame, too. (Thanks for mentioning that one!)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriss Grube Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Bob they are all nuts it is just a matter of degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 that is exactly my theory on it. The goal is to pick one that is at least nutty for the right reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Carol gets annoyed when I don't order her a match shirt --- she especially likes the long sleeve ones in the fall, winter, and early spring. Something about they're the only shirts with sleeves long enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 And as far as "Mistress VixZen and the College Boy" are concerned, it's Carol's firm belief that every woman needs a younger man. Why, you ask? Well, she says it's easier to housebreak and train 'em before they get to set in their ways.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 every woman needs a younger man. Why, you ask? Well, she says it's easier to housebreak and train 'em before they get to set in their ways.... OTOH, there's an old Italian saying that goes like this: "An old hen gives a tasty broth"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonub Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 off topic but funny. I propose a toast so everyone raise their glasses pls. "to our wives, friends, and girlfriends.........may they never meet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Jason, when I was an active student we used to toast to ... well... ehr...uhm...ya know...that thing which is usually on top of almost each male student thoughts... ending the toast with the amendment "may it be not the same one for all of us..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck D Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 The question still remains... What costs more...the USPSA t-shirt of the concert tickets ? After paying a pretty penny for concert tickets...you should be able to wear whatever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lndshrk Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 She eventually got used to my introducing her as, "My first wife . . . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.40AET Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Bob they are all nuts it is just a matter of degrees. Agreed The goal is to pick one that is at least nutty for the right reason. The degree of nutty can increase as needed. Never returns to original levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 OTOH,there's an old Italian saying that goes like this: "An old hen gives a tasty broth"... Yahhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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