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Fireman's Joke


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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck, ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled " BELL 1!"

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?


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I have to bump this to the top, it is to funny, and the fire fighters I know haven't found the humor in it.

Then I guess they would not find the one about the fireman's ball funny either huh?

Why does nobody ever go to the fireman's ball?

Because firemen don't have ballssight.gif!

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