MichiganShootist Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck, ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee blackman Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Ouch! hahahaha, good one though. Poor fireman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 That's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjs375 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I have to bump this to the top, it is to funny, and the fire fighters I know haven't found the humor in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csiedmond1 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Oh wow, that's funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I have to bump this to the top, it is to funny, and the fire fighters I know haven't found the humor in it. Then I guess they would not find the one about the fireman's ball funny either huh? Why does nobody ever go to the fireman's ball? Because firemen don't have balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aab Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 That's pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhenry132 Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 mabe a big fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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