Paul Burtchell Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Happy Birthday you old fart !!! Edited February 16, 2012 by Paul Burtchell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aircooled6racer Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Merlin: Have a happy birthday and take the day off and go to the range Hope to shoot with you again some time this year. Thanks, Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Happy Birthday, Merlin! Welcome to my world... And I am sure that Merlin would be more than happy to point out that a HB thread already exists http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=146118&view=findpost&p=1639213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 60 years old today... I have learned a few things. Of course I can't remember most of them. A few that come to mind are..... We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. You're never too old to learn something stupid. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. And finally... Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Happy Birthday Merlin! be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 yes. Happy Birthday Merlin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullauto_Shooter Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Hope you have a great one, Merlin! Happy B-Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Best wishes to you my Friend Some years back, you were one of the first to welcome me into this forum I hope you have the best of days!! Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Happy Birthday Merlin. Proud to call you friend. "You KnowYou're Getting Old When....." * The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife. * Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. * A fortune teller offers to read your face. * Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. * Your back goes out more than you do. * You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before. * You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. * Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. * Your children begin to look middle aged. * Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. * You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. * It takes twice as long to look half as good. * You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. * Your knees buckle and your belt won't. * You and your teeth don't sleep together. * Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. * You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation. * Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. * You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. * You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. * Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. * Your ears are hairier than your head. * You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. * You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for a new car. * Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep. * You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course. * You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. * You can live without sex but not without your glasses. * You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel1212 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 :cheers:Happy birthday old man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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