msshooter Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS: I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13.” The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks so I looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting “14…14…14!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Little Johnny's sitting on a park bench across from an elderly man. Johnny's eating one candy bar after another while the old man watches. When he has eaten about 7 candy bars the old man finally can't contain himself any longer and speaks out: "Young man? If you keep eating that much candy you'll get bad breath, have rotten teeth, and get fat." Little Johnny stops eating the candy bars and stares at the old man and he says : "My great grandfather lived to be a hundred and ten years old." The elderly man is shocked. "He lived to a hundred and ten? Did he eat a lot of candy bars every day too?" Little Johnny says : "Nope. He minded his own f*#king business." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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