Modoc Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddler Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) This could be the Montana state motto. Edited December 9, 2011 by fiddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 First off, great Joke! Second, Saskatoon is here in Greenville, SC. It's very good. I had the Kangaroo Steak, it was delicious. And yes, it was next to the mashed potatoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Love kangaroo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Love kangaroo Nothing like a good piece of tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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