mcoliver Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Some Kind of Bug A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's member off. Angrily the woman tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 10-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that? Not wanting to expose his ten-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey. The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big d1ck, didn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 This reminds me of how my (then) 6-years-old cousin surprised his parents. At that time his parents were considering having another baby, thus my uncle told him "If you'll be a good boy, we'll get a visit from the stork...", and then my cousin turned visibly amazed to his mother and said (with a quite shocked face) "Are you pregnant? Are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Don't get me started on the "pregnant" subject .... My wife Hedda painted her toe nails the other night, and being 6 months pregnant this was quite some enterprise . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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