Death By ........

[lynn jones]

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she

> proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man planning to screw him to

> death on their wedding night.

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> The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the

> half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got

> undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

>

> When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his

> 12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of

> noseplugs.

>

> Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

>

> The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound

> of a woman screaming,... and the smell of burning rubber!"

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