Dalmas Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like.....Eskies. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like.....Photocopiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like.....Government Bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. Men are like....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your thighs. Men are like.....Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 "PLacemats"...!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessej Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 No no no noooo! Yes? Say it ain't so! Which side are u on dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 What's an Eskie? I'm guessing an ice chest?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalmas Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 What's an Eskie? I'm guessing an ice chest?!?! A Cooler - so yes an ice chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 The correct spelling is Esky ................. it's an Australian abbreviation of "Eskimo" and they're products similar to what Coleman sell in the USA. Anyway, the above is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling White Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Women should always remember that its easier to ride a cowboy than a horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Don't forget..Men are like tile, lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever. These are funny but not at all true. TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 "Men are like tile, lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever." OK, I'm stealing that one...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalmas Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Don't forget..Men are like tile, lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever. These are funny but not at all true. TXAG "what's the similarity between blondes and railroad tracks?......both have been laid all over the world"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 (More gender humour from St. Louis...) WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 MEN'S ENGLISH: My vocabulary is not that wide!!! I'm kinda SWIFT guy: Sex = ...don't have to explain it... Wine = I'm thirsty Idiot = you a§§#@*e, you're wasting my time Food = I'm hungry Tired = get outta here, I wanna sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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