WORDS WOMEN USE

[Hey QuicksDraw!]

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not! Faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

[SiG Lady]

chuckle, chortle, snicker, laff.....

[Jeeper]

chuckle, chortle, snicker, laff.....

I'm sorry but those words weren't in the woman dictionary so I dont know what they really mean.

[TriggerT]

chuckle, chortle, snicker, laff.....  

I think this is AKA "Loud Sigh."

Thanks for the laugh. I need to think seriously if I should show this to my wife or not.

[Hey QuicksDraw!]

Come on Sig Lady... you can laugh...the truth can hurt sometimes..hee hee (while ducking for hard cover! )

[Liota]

Damn. Time to change the code.

Liota

[SiG Lady]

Nope, not LOUD SIGH mode, but rather the THANKS mode.

Nope, no pain felt in the truth, either. Snickering and chortling is the verbal equivalent of spewing one's coffee all over the computer terminal with incontrollable laughter!

[SiG Lady]

Liota--

You'd better check out Dalmas' thread on "Men"... Not only has the code been cracked but an updated version has been issued... sorta.

[Liota]

I just read that thread. Yup. Definitely time for a new code. If I had been drinking coffee while I was reading his thread, I would have spit some on the monitor.

L