Too_Slow Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 OK folks this was sent to me by my sister and even I think that its funny. The Ultimate Female Joke I have long contended there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will also love it......... A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking! that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said ....... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........................ "Clean my house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Hope you don't have anymore of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtr Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!!! The dude just experienced the emotional equivalent of the Blue Screen of Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too_Slow Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 Tightloop Any more jokes like that or any more sisters like that?? SigLady, I thought you would approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 I don't understand the humor in this joke... ...and now excuse me, I have to pick up the broom and clean my own house (before my wife gets home)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Skywalker is such a good sport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detlef Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 we had the reverse-role joke on here a y or so ago, and he whispered to her "Paint my house".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chutist Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 I don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 If that guy were around here he would have gotten ... "Load my ammo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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