Success

[Doggorloader]

One day Harry came upon a big long ladder that streched into the clouds. He'd walked that way every day and the ladder was never there before. Curious and brave he began to climb. Eventually he climbed into a layer of clouds and saw this rather large homely women lying on the cloud.

She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry figured success had better be better than this so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds and found a cuter thinner women than before.

She also spoke "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry clearly saw his luck was improving so he continued climbing and on the next cloud level he found a rather attractive women with not so bad of a figure.

She stated "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"

Harry really liked his advantage now and quickly climbed to the next level where he found a rather well endowed women lying very seductively on the cloud.

"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" she huskily whispered.

Harry couldn't believe his eyes but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level fully expecting Aphrodite or better. Suddenly the ladder ends and a latch behind Harry slams shut. He looks over to see a 400 pound 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with heavy tattoos. The biker gets up and walks smiling towards Harry.

Meekly Harry whispers "Who are you?"

The biker answers "I'm Cess."

[Merlin Orr]

Whoaaaaa!