Letter from THE MAN

[3quartertime]

I tried to search but I didn't find any matches.

I really,,,really,,,reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyy hope no one is offended if some part of this has been posted in the last few years or so...

Subject: Fw: A Nice Letter From the President

You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for

unsupervised visits to his parent's home on weekends. For those of you who

may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to

impress the actress Jodie Foster.

THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON D.C.

Mr. John Hinckley

St. Elizabeth's Hospital

Washington, DC

Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in

recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now

able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the

hospital has reported that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I

would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.

I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you

would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?

Sincerely,

George W. Bush

President

[SiG Lady]

oh... my... god...

[jhgtyre]

[ErikW]

I would swear there were 2 or 3 versions of that posted here.

P.S. Does this count as an anti-Bush joke or an anti-Kerry joke? I'll turn it into an anti-Bush joke by pointing out Ms. Foster's first name is spelled Jodie.

[Gillster]

Now that's funny

Chris