The Cure

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Cure for a Cough

The pharmacist walks into his store to find a guy leaning heavily

against a wall.

He asks his clerk: "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The

clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something

for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an

entire bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a

laxative!" The clerk responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's

afraid to cough."