mcoliver Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Not sure, but this made me laugh today. HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN. * Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN * Show up naked ... * Bring food ... * Don't block the TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stryfox Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 True,True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Add to the Woman's list: "Bring lots of bullets." (the price of lead is going up and they're getting expensive!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Using those lists as criteria, I can see how easy it is for a woman to "read" us men and at the same time, how difficult it would be for any man to understand any woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessej Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 That cracks me up! Maybe it's cause we are so different in some ways but desire the same things out of life. I believe that somewhere out there is one person that is for you. Ya know that one person that just gets it. No matter who you are or what you do she's the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Not to be too serious in the Humor section, but I don't believe in the whole One True Love thing. The truth, I think, is that there are any number of people you could meet, and with whom you could fall in love, and be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Merricks Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 About half way through I was saying what's so funny that's alot of work. Then I got to the end LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Wel Duane After that comment, I hope you have a steady squeeze, cause if you don't and the women in your area read that comment, it may be a while B4 you have a date... everyone wants to think they are THE ONE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Coming up on five years now. (It occurs to me I should specify: that's with the same woman, not since my last date.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 good for you bud.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Actually, yeah. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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