Tax Day

[Merlin Orr]

Tax his land, tax his wage,

Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor, tax his mule,

Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,

Tax his pants, tax his coat.

Tax his ties, tax his shirts,

Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke,

Teach him taxes are no joke.

Tax his car, Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,

Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze, tax his beers,

If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,

Tax his notes, tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know

That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,

Tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin, tax his grave,

Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,

"Taxes drove me to my doom!"

And when he's gone, we won't relax,

We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!

-Author Unknown, belived to be with IRS

[GrumpyOne]

getting near tax time!

[Toolguy]

And this is in the Humor Forum?

[wide45]

Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

(If you drive a car, car)

I'll tax the street

(If you try to sit, sit)

I'll tax your seat

(If you get too cold, cold)

I'll tax the heat

(If you take a walk, walk)

I'll tax your feet

(Taxman)

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for

(Ha ha, Mr. Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more

(Ha ha, Mr. Heath)

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die

(Taxman)

Declare the pennies on your eyes

(Taxman)

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me

(Taxman)

Edited January 27, 2013 by wide45