McDaddy Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 During an Army war game a commanding officer’s Jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we’ve been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn’t contribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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