Nate Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Kansas. And bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from North Carolina . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye! Got to love Texas Women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny hill Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I'm married to one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I'm married to one of them. ... gasp! God help you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Hope she dosent read this. Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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