Texas Women

[Nate]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how

they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Kansas.

And bragged that he had told his wife she was

going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

needed done at their house. He said that it took

a couple days but on the third day he came home

to a clean house and the dishes were all washed

and put away.

The second man had married a woman from North

Carolina . He bragged that he had given his wife

orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,

and cooking. He told them that the first day he

didn't see any results, but the next day it was

better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the

table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted

that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes

washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And

this was all her responsibility. He said the first

day he didn't see anything and the second day he

didn't see anything but by the third day some of the

swelling had gone down so he could see a little

out of his left eye!

Got to love Texas Women!

[SiG Lady]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[benny hill]

I'm married to one of them.

[short_round]

I'm married to one of them.

... gasp! God help you!

[Larry White]

Hope she dosent read this. Larry

[mcoliver]