Doggorloader Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Cocky male is driving his brand new hot flashy convertible down the road going North and a middle aged women with her window down passes him going South. As she passes him she yells in a very loud voice "PIG" !!!!!!!!!! He immediately reacts to the situation with a violent hand gesture and yells "BITCH" !!!!!!!! A quarter mile down the road going 70 mph, he runs square head on into a 900 pound pig that had escaped from the nearby farm. Car is destroyed and he dies instantly. Makes you wonder if every so often you should listen more carefully to what women say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Nah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaredr Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 just reading this thread, i mourn the tragic loss of bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 The bacon is not lost, just not yet turned into bacon. Tenderised a little too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raysracer Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 too much metal in the bacon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 If the pig survived, would it be a Baconator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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