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New Class Of Shooters

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After reading Fridays flame fest and realizing that I am not the only person out there who continues to shoot the sport while, and despite of pain, I have conceived a new class, The Walking Wounded.

Membership would be restricted to the following;

The Shooter Must at the Time of the Match:

Be in pain

Have at least one spasm per stage that blurs your vision

Have AT LEAST one malfunctioning body part

Have had at least two major surgeries under full anesthesia

Be on pain medication that leaves you safe but makes you nauseous and/or tired

Be on medications that give you diarea or constipation

Wonder why the good Lord has not yet ended their suffering

If by the end of the match the competitor is not sweating, tired and somewhat grumpy they have lied about the pain and they will receive a DQ.

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