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The funniest bumper sticker I have seen in a while,

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working as a jailer, this is the one i thought was funny "Your Son & My money both go to TDC."

i see so many guys go to TDC and the funny thing is, they think its normal for people to be in JAIL.

some folks.

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"Hung like Einstein, Smart as a Horse"

Just made a new entry on MY top ten list.... :P:D:D

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Hurricane Ivan removed a landmark of the Gulf Coast in a rundown, beachside watering hole on the Alabama-Florida border know as the Flora-Bama.

Seen on a car parked in front of the wreckage:

"The hell with Iraq,

Rebuild the Flora-Bama"

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From the 70's

Dick Nixion

He's aready dicked you.

It's national sex week

don't let your meat loaf

VD is nothing to clap about

See you at the range,

Tom Neal

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Driving home from work last night I saw a sticker that said "Losing is natures way of saying you suck." Ironicly there was also a Kerry/Edwards sticker following it.

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Favourite bumper sticker, seen on a Ferrari maintenance truck in Boulder:

"I love the French, they taste like chicken - Hannibal Lecter" :rolleyes:

Least favourite bumper sticker (seen on a beaten up old Honda that looks overdue for an accident):

"He died 2000 years ago - Get over it !" :angry:

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Women are like telephones...

They love to be talked to, they love to be held,

But if you push the wrong button...

You're Disconnected! :(:wacko::unsure:

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Hope I don't replicate.

Rush Is A Band

Don't Kalifornicate Idaho

I'am trying to be the man my dog thinks I'am

And.........

U.S.F.S. Hiring

All Tree Huggin', Whale Luggin' eco-feminazis apply

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Seen on the gas tank of a Yamaha R6:

"MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM"

Will have to get one for my bike if I ever get around to putting it back on the street. It'll look great right next to my perenial favorite:

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

C.

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DONUTS???

SOMEBODY'S GOT DONUTS???

WHERE ARE THE DONUTS????

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I apologize in advance for any repeats. But, I like these! :D

Driver carries no Cash,

He's Married

Can't Feed 'em?

Don't Breed 'em

I'm Busy. You're Ugly.

Have a Nice Day.

4 out of 3 people have

trouble with fractions

The shortest sentence is, "I Am,"

The longest is, "I Do."

I Am NOT an Alcoholic,

I AM A DRUNK

Alcoholics go to meetings.

I brake for....

DAMN... No Brakes!!!!!

dj

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Yesterday I saw a "Who is John Galt?" sticker on a Nissan. But then she went and ruined it with a Yankee battle flag sticker elsewhere on her car. :(

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Sticky Note Pad Sayings

"Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

“If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.”

Other light hearted from Despair INC

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"Support Your Right To Arm Bears"

Shown with a bear's right arm up

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John Galt sticker. Cool. ;)

And I like dajarrel's collection.

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